Could be called: "Things we prefer not to live without"
Or, "If I don't buy it, no one will"
Or, "Life is just better with these things on hand"
Grace's Grocery Gotta-Haves
1) Coffee - whole bean, darkish roast
I mentioned this on the ubiquitous "25 Things" list which I was (apparently) too uncool to resist writing (cf. Joel Stein's recent column on the subject): #20) I like coffee—good coffee, properly roasted, ground, and brewed. I’m pretty picky about it, and I tend to drink too much of it, especially in the winter.
2) Ziploc sandwich bags
What can I say? I find oodles of uses for them.
3) Cat litter
Will's olfactory awareness is dim indeed compared to mine.
4) Cheese sticks - mozzarella, part-skim
...the "string cheese" variety, only most days I'm too grown-up and un-fun to actually pull the cheese apart into edible strings.
5) Nuts - whole cashews, roasted almonds and/or peanuts
A filling, healthful snack (if only I could stop when I'm supposed to!)
6) Dryer sheets
Not only is Will apathetic about the nice aroma dryer sheets create; he also couldn't care less about the static caused by their absence.
7) Steel-cut oats...oh, and honey to squeeze on top
Just plain yummy—delicious and nutritious.
Will Won't Go Without...
1) Bagels - cinnamon raisin or everything...occasionally blueberry2) Dish soap [which disappears much more quickly than it ought to, even at Will's admirable pace of dish-washing upkeep—Ben and Pearl are obsessed with any substance that lathers!]
3) Whipped topping - lite [blech!]
4) Imitation maple syrup - lite [double blech!!]
5) Bacon bits [why???]
6) Yogurt - many varieties [whatever's on sale]
7) Twizzlers - the red kind (strawberry), jumbo package [sometimes he buys that ultra-fake cherry-flavored, pull-apart, stringy kind]
8) Deli ham, ground beef, and hot dogs [perhaps to prove that, despite the dish-washing role, he is a bona fide, red-blooded American male]
1 comment:
I am fascinated with the male obsession with bacon bits. My peace-loving ex-boyfriend and his equally peace-loving brother would literally go to blows with one another if someone consumed the last of the bacon bits and didn't buy a new bottle. I just didn't get it...maybe it's something written on the Y-chromosone...
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